Your Sex Report

Yearly Sex Reports on the Rise.
Imagine if you were given a yearly report on your sexual performance.

Kind of like the old school reports for subjects like maths, geography and home economics but based on how you did throughout the year in the sack… or on the table, in the shower or park or wherever you may be a participant.

The Accidental Cheater

I didn’t mean to cheat. The following is a guest post from a Gomez Girl “I actually had no intention of cheating but when you’re lead to believe that you are not attractive enough for the person who married you for better or worse, the idea of someone, anyone, finding you attractive enough to sleep…

The Divorce Diet

the divorce diet happens when you finally have time to look after yourself because you don’t have to look after a man.

Camping Nightmares

I hate camping. I can’t see the sense in driving a distance to set up a temporary home to sleep on an uncomfy always deflatable blow up mattress when I have my own real home and real bed at home surrounded by a few acres of bushland. It makes no sense.

Breakup Story: SUBMISSIONS

Calling for submissions for breakup stories. Ladies and Gentlemen.. we’ve all been there. I’d love to hear your story.

Mr & Mrs Gomez

I have many emails, dozens, hundreds flooding in asking why I call myself the Gomez Girl. Today I reveal the truth about the name Gomez.

Why I Stay in a Crap Marriage

Why would you stay in a loveless marriage? I’ll tell you why me, the Gomez Girl does. The time is coming for my escape.

Go Fish: Sanga Please.

So this woman comes in all the time and brings along her 5 year old who orders a salmon roulade or a freaking vegetarian savory muffin because that is what he’s mum tells him he wants.

My Mundane Life…

Could someone please smother me with a pillow… This cannot be all there is to life..There must be more to life than this mundane nothing.

Hello, I’m Me.

Get me out of here. I am married, I hate him, I hate me and feel there is no way out. I’m trapped by obligation and don’t know what to do…… any suggestions.