My Daily Routine.
- Woken up by some random rooster.Lie in bed forever contemplating how to survive another day.
- Remember I don’t want to survive another day and hope that a truck will collide with my car head on as I drive to work.
- Finally get up and have a super quick shower as not to use all the hot water as that would piss off my already demanding husband.
- Get dressed in my standard black coffee shop clothes ready for work.
- Make a crap cup of muddy instant coffee.
- Have coffee black as there is only enough milk for one coffee and I can’t deal with the husband being more angry at me because I used all the milk.
- Catch my reflection in the stainless kettle and see a pimple ready to pop so I squeeze it to oblivion.
- Reapply makeup to the big red spot on my cheek left from the pimple extraction.
- Think of ten excuses I can use not to go to work.
- Think that the only option I have is to go to work as my husband R is home every day and I would rather be at work hating it than be in the same vicinity as him.
- Think about anything I have to do before I go to ensure he has no reason to crack it and lecture me when I get home.
- Go to work.
- GG xx
How’s your day going? Is it as boring and as F^&% as mine?